“It was my first date ever with a boy, and I had a slight cold. We went to a nice restaurant, and while we were eating our meal, I sneezed — and a huge booger bubble came out of my nose! It was awful, and it wouldn’t go away. I jumped up as fast as I could and ran to the bathroom with my hands over my face. After that, the guy never asked to go anywhere with me again. It was so horrible!”
My new boyfriend and I were outside the movie theater, waiting for my mom to pick me up. We hadn’t kissed yet, but I had a feeling it was going to happen soon. Just as I was thinking about my dream scenario, he came up and kissed me with his mouth wide open and slobbered all over me. There was saliva everywhere! A second later my mom pulled up and yelled, ‘Way to go! First kiss!’ I was traumatized!”
“I was dating this boy and wanted to say something romantic to him over the phone, so I wrote a long letter to read aloud while talking to him. When he answered the phone, I began reciting my letter nervously. While I was pouring my heart and soul out to him, I heard some noise — it sounded like someone talking to another person and then handing the phone to him. My guy then interrupted my speech and informed me that I hadn’t been talking to him before. His uncle had answered the phone. That whole time I had been confessing my love to his relative!”
This guy I was really into asked me to go to a movie with him and his friends. Everything went fine — until my dad came to pick us up. My father asked one of the guys if he was a wrestler, then my dad looked at me and said, ‘She wrestles!’ He put me in a headlock and gave me a noogie in front of all three guys — including my crush. I was totally mortified!
“I was on a dinner date with this guy, and when the cheque came, I offered to split it, even though I thought he would say no. But he said yes! I turned bright red and told him that I’d accidentally ‘left’ my wallet at home. (I didn’t bring it, thinking I wouldn’t need to!) He looked annoyed, and I never went on a date with him again!”